Up in here...

I bet you’ve wondered where I’ve been - well sometimes I go on hiatus; like good tv shows I need to take some time off to regroup and tweak the storyline. But I will recap what’s gone down in the last month and a bit!

First off let’s start with Cheap Thrill… oh god… this is going to be painful. Ok well I could tell he was getting attached to me and it was not what I wanted; you all know I don’t want anything serious. Turns out Cheap Thrill is realllllly emotional… yeah... So I basically stopped spending time with him so he would move on and nothing would have to be awkward between us. Turns out he didn’t like that too much and sent me a facebook message that said (I’m going to try not to laugh as I type this); “My emotions have ended our friendship. Shallow as a dirt puddle in the middle of summer you are.”

Ok, well first of all, I can’t take anyone that writes like Yoda seriously. Second of all I gave him more than fair warning about my intentions, turns out he doesn’t listen so well. Third – I know I’m shallow, I believe I even started a blog post by saying I’m superficial – this isn’t news. So what happened after I got that message well I wrote back “seriously?”

Then we had a phone conversation that went back and forth with him saying I’ve ended our friendship and me saying I haven’t ended anything and I never said that we’re not friends. Then he asked me to come over to his place to talk and I said no, and then he said “whatever I’m over it” and then he hung up. So safe to say if I run into him on the street it will be very awkward, but no sleep lost over this.

In other news I got a job blogging about men and dating for an amazing company! I couldn’t feel more blessed if I tried. The Gods of Fashion and Shoes have been working overtime for me!

I have a date next week with Fire Engine Red (whom you may remember from the summer), we lost touch at the end of summer but he was making a great effort to see me lately so I’ve decided to see where things go. It really helps his case that he’s ridiculously good looking (I hope that wasn’t shallow).

Anyway, I love you all and I hope you’ve missed me as much as I’ve missed all of you!!