He's pretty, that's not the problem. The problem is that he might be prettier then me...

I keep my beauty routine fairly simple. Let’s run through this so we can do a comparison.
Hair- My hair takes me about 10 minutes in the morning. No extensions.
Skin and Tanning - I moisturize. I don’t fake ‘n’ bake; I’ve accepted the fact that I’m white.
Make-up – Takes me about 7-10 minutes in the morning
Waxing – yes …
Plastic Surgery- I work with what I got and go to the gym (although I’ve been asked on different occasions if my chest and lips are real. Hey Society - should that really be a normal question for a 20-something girl?)

So there you have it - simple and natural, but always well put together.

But now, I have this overwhelming feeling that Cheap Thrill is prettier then me, and I’m not quite sure how I feel about that.
Not that I really want to date him, but all the same I’d like to feel like I put more effort into my appearance then he does.
He is clearly a big fan of waxing – the worst part is, his eyebrows are better shaped then mine are, and I kind of want to know who his esthetician is.
His hair is always perfectly styled.
He has unbelievably soft skin – which again, I don’t know if I want to ask a guy I’m seeing what moisturizer he uses.
The other day he asked me if he looked burnt from tanning, I was caught off guard and replied that yes, he looked red.
His body is definitely ripped, but he works hard for that at the gym – so no roid-rage. But when you catch a guy browsing the v-neck t-shirts on the American Apparel website, you start to worry.

I don’t have any problem whatsoever with Metro guys, I’ve just never wandered into this territory before. So, this is new. I know what you’re thinking, this guy sounds like a total chach, but trust me, if he was, I wouldn’t even be talking to him. He’s just… pretty.
So for now, I’ll let him keep decorating my world with his good looks, and see where this goes. Worst case scenario I end up with better eyebrows and softer skin.